The Gummy Bear

The Gummy Bear

Guy: Yo.
Girl: What are you doing?
Guy: Crap.
Girl: Heh.
Guy: What are you doing?
Girl: Oh, you know.
Guy: Here.
Girl: What’s this?
Guy: The vodka chiller card.
Girl: Oh jeez.
Guy: Pretty much.
Girl: So what am I doing?
Guy: Move this here, drop this line of copy in here, add this line to this paragraph. Pretty easy.
Girl: When’s this due?
Guy: Ten years ago.
Girl: Follow me to get some water. Wait!
Guy: What?
Girl (to Girl 2 in cubicle): Can I have a gummy bear?
Girl 2: Of course!
Girl (to guy): Want one?
Guy: Make it from there.
Girl: I’m not gonna…ok.
Guy: Haha!
Girl: Whoa! I can’t believe I just saw that!
Guy: High-five!
Girl: Oh my god.